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carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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carrot

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
by emma February 26, 2005
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Carrot

A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
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carrot

The best cure for a deep rectal itch.
-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.
by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010
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Carroted

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.
i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.
by trent coles June 18, 2017
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Carrot

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.
"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."
by bobwentpop December 27, 2007
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carrotize

The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.
Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."

Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
by G. Nye July 26, 2006
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