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just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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peas and carrots

Two very close friends. Comes from the movie Forest Gump.
Jenny and Me, we was like peas and carrots.
by Hazey R April 28, 2008
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KaKa Carrot Cake

Damn you KaKa Carrot Cake, you am no real super sand.
by JewHunting4fun February 11, 2013
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Carrot Fondue

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.
Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.
by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012
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Carroting

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
by Hippygoth November 15, 2012
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carrot mind

The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.
Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019
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Peace And Carrots

A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.

'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.
A: "I gotta go, I'll see you later"
B: "Alright, peace and carrots"
by hulby47 October 16, 2011
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