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The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.
by wadrow October 17, 2019
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carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.
oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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carrie underwood

1) The epitome of a slut.

2) Should have lost American Idol to Bo Bice.

3) An awful singer.
Carrie Underwood can't keep her legs together.
by Raven Nightwing July 10, 2006
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Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.
by Woobie July 18, 2008
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carry underwood

male sex organs carried under a hadron eg. Balls.
as the wood represent the erected penile underwood is the place where a man carries balls.
eg. thats cutest Carry Underwood I ever seen.
by promartinus March 31, 2008
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carrie underwoods legs

the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.
google carrie underwoods legs fool
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carrie my underwood

A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.
by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009
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