When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.

The Carrie Underwood by wadrow October 17, 2019

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go Carrie Underwood

To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.

Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.

Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)

go Carrie Underwood by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

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carrie my underwood

A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.

I want her to carrie my underwood!

carrie my underwood by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009

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carrie underwoods legs

the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.

google carrie underwoods legs fool

carrie underwoods legs by your jealous of carries legs June 7, 2013

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