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Cephalic Carnage

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.
All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome
by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003
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Carnage

1. Mass murder.
2. A nice Mayhem song. Euronymous' best.
3. Quite possibly Spiderman's worst enemy. One indestructible motherfucker!
Carnage wreaked Carnage while listening to his favorite Mayhem song, Carnage.
by Thrasher13 July 8, 2009
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Carnage

A sudden urge to cause mayhem where ever you are. destroying everything or anyone in your way!
CARNAGE!! LETS SMASH UP THE COMMON ROOM!!!
by bcb forever October 28, 2010
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Post Game Carnage Report

A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)
Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.

Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.
by www.theradiotower.org July 30, 2007
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carnage

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences
eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage
by Yish August 24, 2006
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Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.
I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .
by Mellie13 October 26, 2017
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Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.
Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.
by drbazzi November 2, 2009
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