A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

ass carting

a sport; where you use a cart with 4 wheels and a cushion and you go down hills and run and jump on. its a blast you should all try it

i went ass carting last night.

by Christina D April 4, 2008

carlingus

1. the corollary to road head road-head
2. The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient is operating a motor vehicle.

I was in the midst of performing carlingus when my girlfriend drove the car straight into a pole.

by #1CollegiateVehicleDynamacist October 12, 2012

carlingford

Carlingford, located central sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA
-2118
Overcrowded with arabs and an uprise with adlayZ~
THE WEED SMOKIEST TOWN IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

"Where ya'll hail from"
"Carlingford yo, represent"
"Want to come for a choof?"

by suss_c October 7, 2006

Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3

Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.

by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013

carling

originaly marketed in the uk as a canadian(briefly and dubiously) lager brand with the after tag of black label.Has out lasted the rest of the early cheap and nasty lager brands due only to marketing. Tastes of tin if it comes in one or not.If ever the addage of tip it straight into the toilet and save your self the trouble, was ,it applies to this stuff!

carling ? got ANYTHING else?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008