Carlie

'Carlie' is the most premium name that could possibly be assigned to a human being; it symbolizes utmost human, possibly divine, perfection. Carlies are the types of people who, aside from their intimidatingly piercing eyes and physical beauty, can stay up for days or weeks at a time reading and writing to collect vast amounts of knowledge to add to their already gigantic intellect.

Carlie's are usually very oblivious to how superior they are to lesser humans, only adding to the appeal. Though superior, Carlie's tend to be out of their mind crazy. This actually makes them MORE attractive.

Creative, caring beyond rational explanation, sexy, and secretly a hipster. Carlie's have a huge capacity to love. If you ever meet a Carlie, you will remember her for the rest of your life.

Finding a Carlie is like finding an oasis in a desert.

p.s. Carlie's are not lesbians

person after encountering a Carlie for the first time: "Wow, was that a Carlie, or did I just watch a thousand unicorns ride a double rainbow ?"

person 2: "There's really no way to tell."

by monslepathy October 25, 2010

carize

an uncommon name that sounds common

damn carize !

by whycum March 15, 2017

Carlien

A Carlien is always the nice friend in the friend group.A lot of people tend to call her Caroline or Carlie but that's incorrect. She is very extroverted and is super talkative and can come off a bit annoying to some people who don't know her. She is very giving and sometimes does anything to make others feel better, even if it means she is mentally unwell. You will also never see a Carlien with flat ass. She has good booty.

Person 1: "I just saw a really beautiful girl. It must be a Carlien"

Person 2: " DID she have that ass? Then definitely"

by Allisonreed April 21, 2021

Charlize

A Charlize is a person as rare as can be,
If she’ll let you in, she’ll let you see

She is the strongest person with the smallest heart,
Her entire being is a work of art

She is a force of nature to be reckoned with,
If you haven’t seen her it will sound like a myth

But if you know her, you’ll know it true,
Shell keep you close like paper and glue

She’s the lights that will guide you home when you are lost,
She’ll be there for you, whatever the cost

If you are lucky enough that she will let you in,
You, my friend, are living the dream...

A Charlize is a person like a little tree and you will need her as much as she needs you, you just have to realize it. If you want her to let you in, nurture her and care for her, and she will do the same for you.

See also: what all women should aspire to be

Someone: Who’s that chick
Me smirking: That’s Charlize

by #Vissie November 18, 2019

Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.

That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

Carlinesque

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.

"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."

by adumb May 5, 2005

Charlize Theron

(a) an unbelievably perfect specimen of human, sporting perfect features and a shapely kadunkadunk.

(b) the most bangable hollywood blonde

Someday i will get into the pants of that Charlize Theron.

by you don't know my name October 30, 2005