Calisplaining

When someone from California explains something in a condescending way that people who aren't from California wouldn't understand.

Juular: "Isn't that just bread with avocado smeared on it, a white painted rustic looking living room, and a place full of douchebags?"

Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"

Juular: "Calisplaining much?"

by pizzapie123 May 16, 2022

Camsplaining

When one person wants to talk to you about pro wrestling, and they have already decided that there is an idiot in the conversation, it is never them because, from their point of view, they are not wrong.

This person on social media wanted to tell me how I was supposed to look at WWE's booking from their point of view. I don't need anyone Camsplaining to me.

by Konger82 November 14, 2023

Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.

Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'

by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025