media circus

an occasion where media coverage of a particular story is disproportional (especially televised news)

Michael Jackson was often the subject of a media circus.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2009

Circus Lemonade

A term used to describe a weak salesperson in the automotive retail business who doesn't sell more than 5 cars a month.

I cant believe that Jergan has only sold 15 cars over the past 3 months, man that guy is weaker than circus lemonade

by wamboozled November 13, 2014

Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

Circus Baby

The best animatronic in Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location. :D

HandyUnit: On the other side of the glass is Circus Baby's auditorium. Let's check the light and see what Baby is up to.
Ennard: HOI I AM CIRCUS BABY MWAHAHA I stole the whole plot I'm now the star aka Rick Astley.

by MeikoSakineFan October 28, 2016

circus eyes

When ya eyes so bad
They circus eyes

Damn son you got circus eyes is you blind

by Drewbygames May 15, 2017

circus belly

when someone eats a large quantity and variety of junkfood resulting in stomach cramping and/or diarrhea.

Christopher ate too many cookies and candy. Now he is on the toilet with circus belly.

by Dehargreen February 23, 2011

carusbro

(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".

Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.

Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......

by countfunkyou November 2, 2011