A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim
"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch
"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim
"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch
"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
by shahab s. February 15, 2009
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An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.
We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
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1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
by El Defino November 12, 2006
Get the comcastic mug.When one makes a sarcastic statement, but really is partially truthful as well. The amounts of sarcasm and truthfulness may vary upon the situation.
Caleb tells Ashley he won't creep on her twitter, but in actuality he is being half sarcastic and will.
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