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Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004
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The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017
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Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.
We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.
by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009
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M1 Carbine

"An overgrown .22." as the American soldiers in WWII named it. Became popular with tank crews, paratroopers, and other special purpose soldiers (such as engineers, radiomen, mortar carriers, etc.) Was fully taken out of the U.S Military around the Vietnam War, and has now made its way to the hands of police forces all over the world. It is also being sold by various companies on the civilian market.

It fires a .30 Carbine round, and has a barrel length of 18 inches. From the beginning of the war to the end there were over 6 million produced by many companies, alot of which are familiar to us today:

IBM- Computer company (most likely converted to a war-time factory)
Winchester
General Motors
Underwood
Rock-Ola
Quality Hardware
Standard Products
Irwin-Pederson
The M1 Carbine is still used in many countries around the world, and is also a popular civilian rifle that is great for small game hunting, and shooting sports.
by theloaswriter November 27, 2007
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Carbon Fibber

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.
Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.
by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010
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carbona

"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.
"I ran out of carbona and mom threw out the spraypaint"
by Greeen May 11, 2006
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Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.
- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...
by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013
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