crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008

cappuccino baby

A mixed race baby, specifically a baby whose parents are of a black and white origin.

Also could mean, interracial (black & white) sex.

Black Guy to White Chick: let's make a cappuccino baby.

by IAmVou August 22, 2010

Carducci

One who naturally thinks against the grain, born from the arts; A bold or couragus person.

She spoke like a Carducci; The boy was a Carducci for rescuing that girl from getting hit by a car.

by Cosmo Zombie February 14, 2012

crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

cappuccino

Despite what people think, a cappuccino can NOT be iced. In America, there are two types of cappuccinos, wet and dry. Wet caps are about 1 part espresso, 1 part steamed milk, 1 part foam. A dry is 1 part espresso, 2 parts foam.

In Italy, the difference between a Cappuccino and a Cafe Latte is not the amount of foam on top, but the consistency of the milk. Cafe Lattes are more dense, closer to the consistency of milk alone. Cappuccinos has air steamed throughout the entire drink, and therefore is more of a "fluffy" drink.

Customer: I want a Grande Cappuccino. Now.

Barista: Wet or dry?

Customer: ....

Barista: One latte coming up.

by Eyeglasses November 19, 2011

Cappuccinoing

During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'

Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.

'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'

'She didn't come back soon.'

by The 413 August 25, 2012

righty cappuccino

When you cum in your lady’s mouth and she slides it around in her mouth until it's nice and foamy. Once the foam is ready she’ll make a fist with her right hand and spit the cum between her thumb and index finger and slide her fist back over your cock. Thusly leaving some nice whipped cum on the head of your dong.

My girl gave me a righty cappuccino. It was niiiiiice.

by Trash cat March 1, 2018