Capricorn

Capricorns are the most beautiful humans on this planet. Capable of anything

John: Tim you better not fight Derek he’s a capricorn.
Tim: Oh shit yeah. I’m no match for him. Capricorn’s are unbeatable

by Someone of the best star sign. June 16, 2018

Capricorn’s

Capricorn’s are the best and most loyal people to have around you they will ride with you till thee end and always have your back .... we can be We can be intimidating and manipulative and cold and Calculating but that’s because you either crossed us or did something stupid just cause and we do cut people off with no hestitation cause if you real from the beginning you would have to see the DEVILISH side of us other than we are hard working and get want we want and strive to be the best at any and everything we always put others b4 ourselves and get hurt in the end ...... so for those you trash talked the Capricorn’s you should think twice cause we are always 10 steps ahead of everything we do never UNDERESTIMATE A CAPRICORN CAUSE WE WILL PROVE YOU WRONG EVEYTIME AND MAKE THE WEAK FEEL LIKE SHIT....💯💯👿👹

Capricorn’s we are the best at everything we do and loyal to the upmost

by ♑️ October 14, 2018

capricorns

are the best zodiacs ever and the sexiest. always will be sexiest and greatest.

“ur a capricorn?”
“uh yeah?”
“knew it capricorns are so sexy”

by idk capricorn! May 23, 2018

Ms. Carriager

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.

Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

CapriSuning

The act of taking a Capri Sun and using a syringe to inject them with 10cc of flavored vodka and or everclear. Resulting in a euphoric experience of wonderment and joy.

Hey Billy want to go CapriSuning before the football game?
Sure Drew I would love to experience an epic mouthgasm from my favorite flavor a Capri Sun injected with a little liquid panty remover.

by Jiblets October 5, 2010

Capricorn

A Capricorn is someone who works hard and often gets less than they deserve. They are industrious workers and great leaders. Not always, but often very intelligent and smart. No one is more kind than a Capricorn.

She must be a Capricorn, she is kind to everyone she meets.

by Cheese123451297 March 18, 2019

Capricorn

One of the most amazing signs ever. This sign is the 12th zodiac sign, from late December to early January. People who have fallen under this sign are very hardworking & determined. These people don't really open up easily, but to that one person they'll be an open book. They're also very beautiful/handsome. Very loyal in relationships. Loves to joke.

"She/he's so pretty/hot, I wish I was her/him. Her/his confidence, her/his determination, and her/his quirkiness, she/he's just so perfect." The basic girl & boy say ironically at the same time as if this was staged.
"What's her/his zodiac sign?" I ask.
"He/she's born on December 26th, so they're a Capricorn." They reply, again in sync.
"Typical. Capricorns are so admirable."

by Mrmh2 September 22, 2020