crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

cappuccino

Despite what people think, a cappuccino can NOT be iced. In America, there are two types of cappuccinos, wet and dry. Wet caps are about 1 part espresso, 1 part steamed milk, 1 part foam. A dry is 1 part espresso, 2 parts foam.

In Italy, the difference between a Cappuccino and a Cafe Latte is not the amount of foam on top, but the consistency of the milk. Cafe Lattes are more dense, closer to the consistency of milk alone. Cappuccinos has air steamed throughout the entire drink, and therefore is more of a "fluffy" drink.

Customer: I want a Grande Cappuccino. Now.

Barista: Wet or dry?

Customer: ....

Barista: One latte coming up.

by Eyeglasses November 19, 2011

Cappuccinoing

During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'

Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.

'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'

'She didn't come back soon.'

by The 413 August 25, 2012

righty cappuccino

When you cum in your lady’s mouth and she slides it around in her mouth until it's nice and foamy. Once the foam is ready she’ll make a fist with her right hand and spit the cum between her thumb and index finger and slide her fist back over your cock. Thusly leaving some nice whipped cum on the head of your dong.

My girl gave me a righty cappuccino. It was niiiiiice.

by Trash cat March 1, 2018

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008