canoeing

The act of paddling a canoe.

I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.

I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!

by Nolan Cragun September 22, 2008

Canoeing

Lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer

Also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.

Man , did you see that vid of Rich canoeing over Kat

by cjw957 September 14, 2011

canoeing

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting

steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead

by myty399 July 31, 2012

Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

by USA Channel 22 September 15, 2014

Canoobing

Before the advent of the gas engine, this is how frontiersman would motor boat a woman with large breasts.

Daniel Boone was known for his love of canoobing the ladies.

by Safety guy August 19, 2013