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cannilingus

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.
While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.
by word douche August 30, 2009
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cannelle

Amazing personality, she is fun an kind at the same time! She has Amazing hairs and she is the perfect representation of happiness. She is Always There for her Friends ans she take life without any stress! Cannelle also have the ability to make smile everyone even in the worst situations #fun #nice #perfect
Aujourd'hui j'ai mangé de la cannelle
by Dxxble June 9, 2017
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cannible

Someone who eats another of its own species.
Libby: Hey Ann did you see that monkey over there? It was eating another monkey!
Ann: Yeah, it's a cannible monkey.
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cannelure

when you vomit a little inside your mouth and swallow it back down instantly!
I think I just cannelured!
by Balderdash121 January 2, 2010
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Canfield

( Verb ) To needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. Usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.
Yo, I thought Jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up Canfielded her.
by Berp September 21, 2014
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Cannie

A coin word used in informal speech in some of society's more exclusive circles which refers to a cannibal -- an individual (or group of individuals) who consume the flesh of their own species; derived as an abbreviated & affectionate form of the word "cannibal," and necessary for use in avoiding the incidental stigma of cannibalism while in conversation. Users of "cannie" are typically sympathetic toward the idea of cannibalism, such that "cannie" becomes a term of solidarity and declaration of agreement with cannibalism.
Person A: "I recommend you travel to Papua New Guinea and ask for the longpig -- it's just to die for."

Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"

Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."

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Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"

Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"

Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"

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Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"

Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."

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It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!
by cannieman March 27, 2010
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Canfield

(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic
(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

Dialogue Example:

(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.
by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008
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