candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

Candy Apple

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!

by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Candy Apple

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn

by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010