Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

camouflagic

The state of passively camouflaging another object or objects .

The turtle was difficult to spot as the grass was quite camouflagic.

by DJ Webster June 23, 2008

tokyo camouflage

fashion style of someone wearing so many bright colors AND synthetic textures AND loud accessories that they look like a neon-splashed Tokyo shopping district (ie. Shinjuku)

fashion style that requires you to wear a loud item of clothing from every country in the United Nations, all at the same time.

"Charlotte isn't exactly blending in wearing tokyo camouflage."

"I'm finding it hard to talk to you when your wearing kyo-kamo"

by saggitaurus January 5, 2009

camouflaneur

A (post) postmodern expression for the urban/contemporary artist, one who has the ability both to invent and conceal, communicate and absorb. Based on the poetics of camouflage Golding and flaneur Baudelaire, Benjamin, emphasising the nomadic, rhizomatic energy-skills of the curious, the technician, the editor and the eccentric.

The urban artist who feels more at home with wanderings, non-representational expression, political agency without moralising: this is the camouflaneur.

by johnny golding (johnny de philo) September 5, 2007

carmouflage

an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.

I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.

by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011

urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3

Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.

by Houndsman May 13, 2005

societal camouflage

Any act of deception preformed by an individual or group with the intent of concealing beliefs, attitudes, wealth, position or situations which their peer group, local community or society at large may find objectionable.

Societal camouflage would describe a family of athiests that send their children to Catholic school to avoid being stigmatized by their neighbors. Ex. Eric is gay, but is married to a woman so that his conservative employers will accpet him.

by Topper7770 July 1, 2011