cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.

Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

by TumTum816 April 10, 2016

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Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011

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campoline

going camping on a trampoline

hey, let's campoline tonight!

by Amanda Beard August 11, 2005

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Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

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