Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

North Cacalacky

North Carolina, slang used by the locals.

"That's right, Biotch! I'm from NOTHE CACALACKY!!"

by Brite September 3, 2005

calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."

by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

calculus

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".

"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"

by Tapier December 4, 2009

Calalalala

Kålålålā. A word from Ancient Greek. This is commonly used to make fun of somebody or tell them to shut the f*ck up. This word was first used by Stevie T

Ignorant person; “Your music sucks! Ugh!”
You; ”Oh look at me oh calalalalala”

by yermasurda June 5, 2020

calallen

a suburb on the outskirts of corpus christi, known for their badass football team, but none of their other sports, has gone to the playoffs for football for 33 consecutive years, and went to state in 2016. full of rich kids who try and act like their from the projects. and cowboys who spit their dip in the hallways at school. it’s also full of hoes who have been sending buses since 7th grade and have sucked at least one dick before freshman year.

calallen girls are hoes!

by bitchh calallen November 19, 2017