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cakes for days

A way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. They are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. These women never, and can't ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, noassitol syndrome.

A woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.
Kyle: Uhoh...here comes Jasmine..
Rick: Oh snap....
*they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she passes by*
Kyle: Whew....did you see that ass in them jeans????
Rick: Good lord...she had cakes for days--im in love.
by Anubikai June 11, 2006
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joony cakes

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical
by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017
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cakesniffer

In Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events", the wealthy young villain Carmelita Spats insults the Baudelaire orphans by calling them cakesniffers. Presumably the insult is an antonym of "cake eaters", an insult reserved for rich, spoiled children (suggesting that they have their cake and eat it too). In calling the Baudelaires cakesniffers, the rich, spoiled Carmelita suggests that the (temporarily) destitute Baudelaires think longingly of her superior social position and wealth.
Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer!
by Ms. Paws February 17, 2007
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Cakeskin

The cake that sticks to the bottom of the pan after a piece is removed that is dense and moist and taste oh so good!
" I scraped up the last bit of cakeskin! Mmmmmmm"
by Cormier1 April 16, 2013
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jobby cakes

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
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she got them cakes

meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb
rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins
by ~KLOWDY~420~ December 17, 2013
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crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
by JP June 20, 2006
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