Nick Cage

A half gram of marijuana.

I wish we could a afford a bruce willis but we can only get a nick cage.

by dj_arron August 9, 2010

Road Caged

When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.

Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!

by m00s3knuckl3 June 6, 2014

Cope Cage

A largely ineffective slat armor design mounted on several models of Russian tanks during the Russo-Ukranian War. The armor was supposed to prevent top-attack ATGMs, but did effectively nothing against them, leading to the subreddit r/NonCredibleDefence nicknaming them Cope Cages.

Ahh man, Vlad just got destroyed by a Javelin, his cope cage didn't work!

by Jerry'smod March 8, 2022

Niggalas Cage

Some rapper who did a song, featuring Akon, called "You're The Reason". It's not a bad song, but his name, Niggalas Cage, is both unoriginal and hilarious at the same time!

You're the reason why, I'm havin' a good day, you're the reason why, you made me feel this way, you're the reason why... (by Niggalas Cage ft. Akon, or Akon ft. Niggalas Cage)

by Jeffro January 5, 2009

Caiden

Caiden is the best type of guy. He is the type of guy to keep you up smiling/laughing all night long. Caiden is someone you can easily fall for and is quite the hustler. Caiden will steal your girl, it eez what it eez. You will instantly love Caiden the first time you hear his voice or receive your first text from him. He's totally an idiot and literally the dumbest person alive and we love him for that. Everyone in this world needs a Caiden. He is super funny and easy to joke around with. If you manage to find yourself a Caiden, you better keep him forever. This boy has high standards for girls so if you get picked by him you are probably magical. You Caiden will treat you right forever, plus, Caiden is super cute. Caiden is just amazing, period.

Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*

by spaceamethyst June 5, 2020

Nicolas Cage

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Carigerator

When seasons change and you can leave food and beverage items in your car without fear of said item going bad.

Brad - Dude, that's a frosty brew! Where's the cooler so I can get me another?

Kenny - No need for a cooler, I just keep them in the trunk of my Carigerator.

by Chimmi chamba November 1, 2013