in a caff way

in a totally Christian and non weird way

I love you, in a caff way ofc

by caffboi May 24, 2019

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

high caff

when the tea/ drama is so intense and juicy

“Did you hear? Jane and Katy got into a fight because Katy started dating Jane’s ex!”
”Omg that’s high caff"

by wecantsnow.io December 20, 2018

Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

by Gravydog July 13, 2011

low caff

when the tea or drama isn’t that intense

“look Marie and Dahlia are wearing the same shirt”
"eh. that’s low caff”

by wecantsnow.io December 20, 2018

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005