Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 16, 2004

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Cabbage

Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.

"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"

by TerribleTrick December 11, 2007

Cabbage

When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.

Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.

by Anthony SeChrist April 21, 2006

Cabbage

Cabbage (B) Pronucuation Key
n.
1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.

2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.

1. I ate some cabbage today alongside with some brustlesprouts.

2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".

by Steven009 July 8, 2005

Cabbage

greatest UFC fighter in the world

Damn!, Cabbage can take a punch!

by btjackbeats June 30, 2009