Czech Republic

A country where there are copious amounts of good quality girls, alcohol, and small sandwiches.

"Let's go the Czech Republic, I'm hungry, lonely, and in need of a drink."

by welikeshrimp January 4, 2008

czech days

a kick ass time, where you do nothing but drink and eat, kind of like octoberfest, but celebrating Czech heritage

hey did you go to czech days last year
yea i did it was bad ass drank in the beer garden till i puked

by Jeff Koupal May 15, 2007

Czech sea

Non-existent

-Wanna visit the czech sea?

Bro tf

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

czech girls

the best girls. keepers, but sometimes too dramatic. Treat them like princesses and they will reward you with love and trust.

1: hey dude, have u seen the new girl Anna?
2: yeah bro, she is so nice and kind, she must be one of those czech girls

by heydude<3 December 13, 2021

Czech Golden Shower

The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.

"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"

by Liechtenstein Gun Collector November 17, 2022

czech women

Said to be the most stunningly gorgeous women a man can find, while having natural beauty on the outside, perhaps the stunning part comes from their personalities and hearts .

Damn! Did you hear about Jake? found himself a Czech women!

by a rag October 31, 2015

czech golden shower

The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.

"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."

by PhoenixAscendant November 17, 2022