brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

CuntSickleStick

someone who:
-is nasty
-looks trashy

-sleeps with anyone or anything including animals
-trys to have sexual intercourse with random objects

and they usually have lots of STDs.

"they're lookin like a straight up CuntSickleStick today!"

by KrissyKat2009 May 20, 2009

crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008

crusticle

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.

That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.

by zuzax May 15, 2015

cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

codsticles

the act of playing any call of duty game with your shaved testicles, usually while on web cam.

that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!

by smallpeenor February 24, 2009

centicle

1) The testicle between the lefticle and the right nut.

2) The center of all time and space.

D000000000d, centicle.

LSD

by Sputtering Willis August 13, 2004