chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.

Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"

by Carl J. Maltese May 17, 2007

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003