cutfucked

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser

Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked

by Sally says June 6, 2020

cystfu

Can you shut the fuck up

Hey Joe cystfu

by Lindz. 1 May 2, 2022

Catfused

It’s like confused but only for cats

Whenever we move their pet beds around, our cat always looks catfused.

by KiksTre November 10, 2022

Ctfu

Crackin The Fuck Up

bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,

by BeeeeJayeee May 16, 2010

ctfu

A laughing acronym standing for "crack(ing) the fuck up" similar to lmao or rofl. Primarily used by black people on myspace and facebook.

*Jaquon posts a funny/gangsta picture on facebook*
Tarrell: Yo dat shits drawlin ctfu!

by Anonymousesketeer May 15, 2010

CoStFU

CoStFU: Short for "cup of shut the fuck up"
Used when you're in a situation involving lots of herbs and you need to shut down many people at once.

Man, I think we just all need a little cup of shut the fuck up.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

ctfu

cracking the fuck up

Person #1: wacka wacka wacka wacka wacka
Person #2: ctfu

by Cameron R April 14, 2008