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Cesaring

He’s cesaring again by going home to cook.
by Don’tworryaboutnothing February 14, 2018
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Clearing The Chamber

The act of taking a piss after masturbating to flush out the left over semen.
*Two bros finish jerking off*

Bro 1: * Goes to bathroom*
"IM CLEARING THE CHAMBER!"
by b4ck2b4ck September 18, 2019
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creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."
by creaming March 24, 2010
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Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013
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bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006
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Clearing Your Browser History

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
by kingdomo October 10, 2013
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Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife
1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad
by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015
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