CobStand

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.

The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019

croissant

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)

OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'

by ElJavi December 7, 2006

Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs

How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs

by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014

Crabstravaganza

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.

Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.

by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011