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Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018
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Christofer Drew Fetish

When you get sexual arousal from the thought of Christofer Drew, the singer in nevershoutnever!
"Dude Cain looke its Christofer Drew"
"Haha now i got a boner"
"Oh, You must have a Christofer Drew Fetish"
by johnnnnnny6 April 19, 2010
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Cristol

Cristol is a Unisex First name (for Boys or Girls) : inspired from the latin name Cristal (french, spanish, portuguese , galician, romanian for ' Crystal ' ) : from latin ' crystallus ' : frozen water / ice / glass / ; from old greek : ' krustallos ' : cold / chilliness / frost / ice " and is of Greek origin.
It is also a variation of the name Christopher / Christophe (Cristol can also be a shortened version of Cristobal or Cristofol)

Another versions of Cristol : Kristol / Kristal , Krystol / Krystal , Crystol / Crystal , Christol / Christal , Chrystol / Chrystal ...

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Cristol is my best friend .
by Cmeaning September 30, 2021
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christoff

He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.
by Real.shxxt December 22, 2016
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Christoforo

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011
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Christofascist

Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'.

Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
James Dobson's Focus on the Family is a Christofascist hate group bent on banning abortion and opressing homosexuals.
by damncutekitty January 24, 2005
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Christofascmus

A holiday powered by oil stolen from the middle east so that you can enjoy more of the spoils of war than any other select group of "chosen people".

Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.

- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.

- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.

- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Gee dad, this is the best Christofascmus ever!. I really love the plastic army guys, but the BB gun assault rifle replica is the BOMB!

The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!

"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
by EvilEmpire666 December 28, 2011
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