creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Creaming Spines

To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.

Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.

by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023

creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

by HybridStorm March 26, 2005

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Creaming Eagles

1. a secret brotherhood of men and women set to destroy the life of another, while also exponentially increasing the sexual pleasure said target recieves

2. The call of a creaming eagle is akin to the sound a dying pterodactyl would make if it was being killed by an eagle, and only a creaming eagle can make this noise.

Me: Zach, have you finished the "tryouts" for our friend Billy?
Zach: Well I would, but my dick is kinda sore...
Me: Fine! well i'm gonna go throw a sharpie into his laundry.
Zach: Now there's the Creaming Eagles spirit! later I'll set his alarm ahead two hours...
both: Pee-yowwahhhh-ah-ahhhahhwahhh!!!!

by Creaming Eagles November 11, 2011

creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006