cow 

best animal in the world DO NOT use as a negative comment e.g 'You stupid COW!' i myself am a cow and am offended when evil people get called cows i want to be called a cow n yet no-one seems to call me it so in the future please use cow in this way,

'hey jess you mad moo cow'

cow by jess (mad moo cow) June 21, 2005

cow 

There is no cow level!

Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"

cow by cantCatchMeh October 23, 2008

Cow 

1. a large farm animal.

2. a middle-aged, rude, and sometimes fat/ugly woman. a good insult to mumble under your breath after this tard walks away.

Large farm animal: "moo"

Me: "lol its a cow"


Fat ugly rude teacher: "7 page essay on incredibly pointless island culture due tomorrow!!"

Me: "stupid cow..."

Cow by kitikat88 December 21, 2008

cow 

Cool Organized Woman.

Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"

cow by Ashley and Chloe 4 ever April 18, 2013

Cow 

1.the number cause of global warming.
2. a herd of animals that have been eaten for thousands of years by humans.
3. an animal whoes shit smells ten times worse than the toilet at its badest.

1.damn cows emitting all that CO2
2.eating Cows, its so easy, a caveman can do it.
3. dude man someone laid a number 2 on the toilet, it smells like cow doodo

Cow by Sahara Desert December 20, 2008

cow 

a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie

this cow to the seat i saved

cow by Kalopa Falopa May 9, 2008

Cow 

Really fucking cool beyond any explanation.

You are down right cow mother fucker!

Cow by Alethia Seclurum March 30, 2009