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A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.
Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.
by Credit Check International October 5, 2002
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the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
by the man June 30, 2003
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When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.
Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
by shunshine December 15, 2003
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Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
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Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task
by mexic.. November 23, 2018
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A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
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