cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009

cornball

A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.

Ponch decided it was time the match had ended and administered the cornball to his opponent.

by hooka January 11, 2005

cornball

Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.

Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005

Cornball

A very sexy, attractive human being who is so humble he doesnt view himself as such even though he knows its true to himself and by others

Your such a cornball

by Mikeee1236 July 18, 2016

Cornball

It means your pussy smells like corn

Brenda baretto is a cornball.

by A41 Jelly August 12, 2017

Cornball

A wacked out name that my friend made. (I don't know why) It apperently means that that person is dumb uncool retard.

Bob: Oh......2+2=22
Jhon: You're a Cornball.

by Killha March 11, 2005