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Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.
Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.
by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010
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Cocklisp

When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.
That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.
by Noicore June 23, 2010
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Cookleta

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.
*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
by davids4life August 11, 2008
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sub-cockles

the deepest part of something
I love her from the sub-cockles of my heart
by Xatio87 March 1, 2011
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Cocklorn

Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.
She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.
by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005
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cocklefuck

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.
Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!
by Searinox April 25, 2009
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cocklement

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.
Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement
by Snare23 November 16, 2009
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