Congressed

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

by bora_am May 19, 2014

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Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019

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Mr Compress

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

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anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

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compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

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