Compress

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!

by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

compressed

They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.

That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.

by IMNOTCOMPRESSED May 03, 2018

Compressed

Someone who is compressed is small but extremely fat usually there name is tyler.

Yo you know tyler is compressed.

by Fazetlr November 09, 2019

Compressable

How ballers spell it.

Intern: i think you spelled it wrong, it should be Compressible
Pro: nope, i know whats up, its Compressable

by TheProHere August 07, 2023

Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.

The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

compression

n. ummm......displacement.

bore that cylinder out to a higher compression, Jon.

by Trent January 13, 2005

compressed sugar

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

by Dige46 June 09, 2018