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Compress 

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.
When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!
Compress by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

Mr Compress 

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.
Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
dressed to compress by 48104 July 7, 2009

Columbia Compress 

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.
Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?
compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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