Compress

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!

by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

Mr Compress

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

by 48104 July 7, 2009

Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

compressed sugar

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019