"My date was complainful...she/he said it hurt when I shoved my c**k up their ass without any lube."
"He is such a hateful, complainful person."
"Don't be so complainful! You said get me a dime of weed, so what it's a dime of crack?"
"He is such a hateful, complainful person."
"Don't be so complainful! You said get me a dime of weed, so what it's a dime of crack?"
by SebsPhlorida February 05, 2010
When you mention that a person's inherently good trait annoys you.
Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.
Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.
Katie: Tom, in the 5 years I've known you, you have never had a lazy morning, you literally spring up out of bed and start working on the house or whatever needs to be done.
Tom: I hope that's a compliment
Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck
Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.
Tom: I hope that's a compliment
Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck
Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.
by ellare August 28, 2010
When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
by QuinnTay January 20, 2012
Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
by Likesototallyrandom September 01, 2010
One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!
John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.
by ghost-riter April 28, 2017
Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 10, 2011
A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.
Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
by Hazelwudi July 08, 2020