compaq 

Compaq:

Conviently
Overpriced
Manufactered
Poorly
Against
Queers

need i say more?

compaq by FhillyMan July 17, 2003

compaq 

Shitty computers with no AGP slots.

I tried to Play Doom 2 on my New Compaq! It was too intense for the intergrated graphics, so I decided to run it in 4 bit color.

compaq by Joe the MOFO August 14, 2003

Compaq 

In the computer brand list that includes:
Dell
HP
Gateway
Seanix
Cicero
IBM
E-Machines
Toshiba
Sony
etc etc

My new compaq is slower than my old IBM XT from the 80s

Compaq by doanster August 23, 2004

compaq screw 

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

compaq screw by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004

compaq screw 

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

compaq screw by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012