compaq

Compaq:

Conviently
Overpriced
Manufactered
Poorly
Against
Queers

need i say more?

by FhillyMan July 18, 2003

compaq

Shitty computers with no AGP slots.

I tried to Play Doom 2 on my New Compaq! It was too intense for the intergrated graphics, so I decided to run it in 4 bit color.

by Joe the MOFO August 14, 2003

Compaq

In the computer brand list that includes:
Dell
HP
Gateway
Seanix
Cicero
IBM
E-Machines
Toshiba
Sony
etc etc

My new compaq is slower than my old IBM XT from the 80s

by doanster August 23, 2004

compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 02, 2004

compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005