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by kynit January 13, 2009
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commenter

1. A person who comments on blogs, newspaper articles, or something similar, but does not necessarily go as far as writing a full blog, or replying via "blogging" to respond. A comment can be as long or as short as you would like it or are limited to. Full sentences and paragraphs are ok, while versions of shorthand would also be ok in most scenarios.

2. A person who hits the "Comment" button associated with many social networking sites and actions reported to you by other users.

3. Do not get this confused with a troll. This person does not specifically have an agenda to drive the conversation or even one other user either way, but this person is also welcome to leave their opinion in one comment.

4. A comment can be of any size and us usually dictated by the parameters of the box one is given to write or mark comments in.
EXAMPLE OF COMMENTING ON SOMEONES STATUS ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
"Blue is a color" <Click to comment>

EXAMPLE OF A NEWSPAPER OR NEWS SITE:
"The Rain Fell Today in Chicago --
So much rain for the Windy City, this feels like a small hurricane -- Signed, local newswoman" <Click to leave comments>
<comment by commenter 1> "Dumb news story -CMNT"

EXAMPLE OF A SUGGESTION COMMENT BOX:
"Please place suggestions in the box."
by Jim Wordism April 26, 2009
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Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.
Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.
by Joe February 26, 2004
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MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.
n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 17, 2010
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YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes
Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else
by Fukuahole August 17, 2022
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Commerce, GA

A place where there is a lot of fast food. You will most likely die of a heart attack or be very overweight, or both. There are a lot of fat fucks around here and most of them are dumb ass rednecks. There is a Wal-Mart there that is filled with white trash hicks and beaners and every thing has been opened or stolen or in just shitty quality. The Home Depot here is fucking ridiculous because you can't go any where in that store with out an employee looking over your shoulder or just asking if you need any help. Every house in this terrible city is a fucking trailer. The only place that is at least worth going to is the Tanger Outlets. Other than that, every thing sucks.
"Hey, Clifton, let's go out to eat somewhere."
"Well shoot, we might as well go to Commerce, GA."

"God dang-it, I ran out of hot-dog buns, might as well go to that Wal-Mart."

"I can't fucking stand these hillbillies, they're fucking every where in this god damn Wal-Mart looking for shit to buy!"

"Fuck, my house is being foreclosed, might as well go to Commerce and buy me one of them cheap trailers in the middle of nowhere..."
by bobbisue October 19, 2009
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270 Commenwealth

The hippest spot on Berklee College of Music's Campus. Known for "The Mall" being tha chilllllest spot if you want to smoke some bluntskies, just head on over to 270 and find out for yourself. Walking through the halls, it is almost a definite fact that you can hear Dub Step or B.I.G. bumpen from any room, and even more smoke being blown out tha windows.

Another commenly known fact for 270 is the easy access to any drug known to man kind, you name it, some ones got it. Known for its riduclus raves at the top, and its insane jam sessions at the bottom, there is no better place to spend your first year @ berklee COM than 270 Commenwealth.
Dude 1: "Dude after the mall lets hit up some cats and jam in the 270 Commenwealth ensemble room"

Dude 2: "ya man.... we just need some sour patch and kettle corn, then lets jam!"

Dude 1: "Sounds good dude"
by SourPatCHezz4PresIDenT July 8, 2010
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