Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.

Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")

by PloughDoe June 17, 2013

Coplocker

to copy of someones style or swag

Brian: I am going to wear a blue du-rag tomorrow.
Billy: me to
Brian: nah the next day
Billy: me to
Brian: you damn coplocker

by DARRION/D-MONEY January 7, 2008

cockblocker

prevents pussy for others

bill is a cock blocker

by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003

cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

by teabag September 25, 2007

cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up

dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

by DaNN CaNT BxR !! April 1, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.

nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.

by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009