coc

cuddles on (the) couch. you use this phrase when referring to cuddle, regardless on whether its on a couch, carpet, mattress, bed, etc. cocing can be used by anyone with anyone, no matter the relationship because we are all touch deprived and no one actually loves us enough to genuinely want to romantically cuddle:)

“anyone want to coc with me?” -julia
“yes i love cocing” - deb

by Shrek's Large Toe December 24, 2020

coc

A cap of crap, usually a tenth of a gram of speed in a capsule

I swallowed 3 cocs today so i'll be up all night.

by Dread Pirate Rob February 16, 2010

coc

The short abbreviation for the popular mobile game with name of "Clash Of Clans"

Some people on Discord will have their server nickname as "coc enjoyer" People who have this nickname on Discord tend to play a lot of clash of clans.

by coc enjoyer March 27, 2023

CoC

Fed up with the same ol' LoL abbreviation, CoC is a functional reuse of the same.

Clamorously Obviously Cackling

Text: I'm about to go get drunk and take home some floozy!

Reply Cool, I'll take your wife out, CoC!

by Driftwood Lizard November 5, 2011

CoC

Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.

Ron: Ok...ok...Action!

Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!

James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!

Jenna: On my tits!!!

Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!

Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!

Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!

James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...

Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!

James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.

Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!

by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019

Coc

Abbreviation of 'Cup of Coffee' commonly used for ease of speech and hours of predictable innuendo.

'Fancy a coc?'
'I had a a coc before, it was really big but I've had better at Starbucks'

by Roochie Shelley November 12, 2008

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if ur here you have herpes now sussy balls

COc is fat and big and black

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022