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Clustersuck

Like clustersuck, but less dirty
"Managing to a book of business is a total clustersuck!"
by Carolynk October 18, 2008
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clustergeeking

a safe place for geeks to congrigate and do nerdy things
this weekend inm going to the game yard i will be clustergeeking
by mr,post-it November 3, 2009
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Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.
Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"
by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010
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Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.
Good clusters are hard to find, puss.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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clustermers

A small crowd of people who enter a store as a group.
Having clustermers come in can be a store-owner's dream-come-true if each of the members of the group buys a few items, but it can also be a nightmare if they all just want to use the restrooms.
by QuacksO June 23, 2018
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clusterfest

A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.
Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.
by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021
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Clustershit

Similar to Clusterfuck except it's full of shit. (not just feces)
This gives a person more of an agony and WTF on their moment.

If you know about Clusterfuck being how chaotic it is, wait till you knew about Clustershit which means it is just exactly like it except it's full of shit.
A construction goes well but suddenly some mistake made it happen and considered a clusterfuck but it goes worse when many "shits" add up. Thus, it is named Clustershit.
by Ronald Lee April 3, 2022
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