cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
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Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019
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"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019
Get the Cocktober mug.A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
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Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed
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