bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese October 01, 2014

classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 02, 2023

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

Help classified informationist

by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space continuum

Help classified informationist

by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

Help classified informationist

by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

Help classified informationist

by classified informationist July 28, 2022

Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.

That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

Or
He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...

by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023