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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.
Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.
by Dannyboff October 5, 2006
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champs a sleazy

What real Parisian anglophones call what the French consider to be the World's Most Beautiful Avenue, otherwise known as "Les Champs Elysees".

The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
"Thank God for the Champs a Sleazy. If it weren't there, Paris would be even more unlivable!"

"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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Fut Champs

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.
Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning
I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!
by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016
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chumpsicle

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"
by rizkid June 22, 2008
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CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.
me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!
by LIKEHOLYSHATITSJORDYNKRAMER March 21, 2008
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