Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

by Tito_el_Bambino November 17, 2016

christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

by anonymous June 8, 2003

Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015

Christmas Tree

the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.

Treatment for this condition is very harsh

Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree

by wakeboarddlife January 10, 2009

christmas tree

A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.

I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday

by Lacrimatamine March 31, 2005

Christmas tree

When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.

The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.

The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.

Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.

by Boozie B. August 27, 2009

Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008