Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
by TrumpisDad December 02, 2016
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slaves you dont have to pay
telling my children to clean the kitchen.
by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020
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childrens

Plural of children,as used by an arsehole.
.."childrens do learn" Dubya Bush
by chris morrell December 16, 2007
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Children

Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
by Allracesgetshithere June 30, 2020
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Children

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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Children

The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

(This is a complete joke oopsie)
Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
by Awesomereads June 13, 2018
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I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!
by EMSP420 October 08, 2019
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