The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.
Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.
Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.
by Frony May 28, 2008

a sex toy
The feeling of the cheese grater on my dick filled me with such euphoric pleasure, beyond anything I've ever felt before.
by EnderBro March 27, 2021

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw
pain and pleasure or nothing
choices, choices!
pain and pleasure or nothing
choices, choices!
person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.
by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

by FamousJew December 19, 2020

by biglol420 November 8, 2019

Man 1: Did you hear that Jeff got cheese gratered?
Man 2: Yeah, he might have to go to the hospital
Both: Gross
Man 2: Yeah, he might have to go to the hospital
Both: Gross
by Get rekt kid September 15, 2019
