carton of milk

when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.

When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.

by nick sisco July 12, 2006

Louisa Carton

An Irish girl. Great at sex. NOT a leprechaun.

She is Louisa Carton.

by WilengaaaLepricorn July 12, 2011

on the milk carton

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017

skid cartons

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.

The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.

Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense

by daul porris June 17, 2011

Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014

Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.

Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.

by legstretch October 19, 2012